Total Medals Earned: 1,283 (From 164 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,330 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Being killed by spikes
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Medals Earned: 7/7 (55/55 points)
Fully complete the game, after collecting all 6 orbs
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/455 points)
Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Click on the sponsor's link
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Complete 12 levels in time
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels in time
Use special abilities 15 times
Complete 36 levels in time
Use special abilities 30 times
Medals Earned: 5/5 (140/140 points)
Once upon a midnight dreary...
Other friends have flown before...
While I pondered weak and weary...
Be that word our sign of parting...
And so faintly you came tapping...
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/160 points)
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
You maliciously killed everyone.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Check out Closure on Steam!
Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/190 points)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (360/365 points)
Visit Gisbee
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete the path of the Wizard
Complete every path
Meet the bear